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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno


Q. Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A. Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien


Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q. What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A. One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q. If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A. America!
--Jimmy Fallon


Q. What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A. Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q. What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A. It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman


Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
A. He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.


Q. How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?
A. He's the stiff one.


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