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Meeting Bingo Category

Meeting Bingo


Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here's a way to change all of that...

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy

strategic fit

core competencies

best practice

bottom line

revisit

take that off-line

24/7

out of the loop

benchmark

value-added

proactive

win-win

think outside the box

fast track

result-driven

empower

knowledge base

solution

touch base

mindset

client focus

paradigm

game plan

leverage

OR print out and use the provided box below...

synergy strategic fit core competencies best practice bottom line
revisit take that off-line 24 / 7 out of the loop benchmark
value-added proactive win-win think outside the box fast track
result-driven empower knowledge base solution touch base
mindset client focus paradigm game plan leverage


3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"


Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

  • "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
    -
    Jack W., Boston
     
  • "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
    -
    David D., Florida
     
  • "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
    -
    Bill R., New York City
     
  • "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
     
  • "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours." - Kathleen L., Atlanta

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